Posted 5 hours ago

daridumbbutts:

I don’t have one *single tear*

bae
bae u can im ppl so fast
and fREE

It probably won’t come up on my lap top cuz it’s a piece of shit

Posted 5 hours ago

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

Posted 6 hours ago

egbertsoup:

braavosis:

sokkcoli:

quietprofanity:

snoipahkat:

P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE

Son of a bitch …

NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS

#We’re going to steal the Declaration of Ba Sing Se

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING 

(Source: rakatakat)

Posted 6 hours ago

gadreelsam:

ispeakineloquently:

castiels-feathery-butt:

son-of-an-assbutt:

casually reblogged this again

#i’ve never wanted to be a leaf more

he tries so hard

i will never not reblog this

(Source: sirendean)

Posted 6 hours ago
theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

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(Source: memewhore)

Posted 6 hours ago

completelytwitterpated:

The Big Four » Elsa’s Coronation

As he passed over Arendelle, Jack picked up a cold, strange sensation, and knew it had nothing to do with his powers. He gathered the Big Four to share his discovery. Rapunzel and Merida perk up at the mention of Arendelle, because they were both invited to the coronation of the soon-to-be Queen Elsa. While the girls would waltz right into the castle, the guys would have to sneak in. “Won’t be a problem for me, of course,” Jack tries to joke, but the rest of the Big Four knew better than to bring up the fact that he was still invisible to many.

Finally at the Coronation, Hiccup tries to keep Toothless in the shadows and at bay. Jack walks around, searching for any sign of trouble. Merida struggles with the dress Queen Elinor had her wear, but tries to talk to as many people as possible (including Princess Anna herself); and Rapunzel, forgetting a little about the task at hand, dances the night away.

Jack grew impatient, wondering where that cold feeling had gone. It was odd that he ever felt it at all, as the cold never bothered him anyway. Suddenly from across the room, someone yells, “I said enough!” and that cold feeling wells up in his chest as Queen Elsa’s ice powers are revealed. Jack was left speechless, not because her powers were similar to his, but because out of all the people she could’ve looked at, out of everyone in the room, her eyes had landed on him.

"I’m telling you, she looked right at me!" Jack insisted, throwing his hands up in exasperation. "She saw me. She knew I was there. She … she believed in me."

Posted 6 hours ago

and people say anime is shit.

(Source: piyox22)

Posted 6 hours ago

roadkill-december:

Meeee! If anyone wonders what I look like I guess.

Posted 6 hours ago

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

Posted 6 hours ago

Graduation speech

  1. *Points to person*: Fuck you
  2. *Points to person*: Fuck you
  3. *Points to person*: Fuck you
  4. *Points to person*: Fuck you
  5. *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  6. *Points to person*: Fuck you
  7. *Points to person*: Fuck you
Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

thedapperproject:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic

(Source: imran-suleiman)

Posted 6 hours ago
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
Earnest Hemmingway (via vehxt)

(Source: psych-facts)

Posted 6 hours ago

(Source: suddenlywolf)

Posted 6 hours ago

thatprocrastinatingjean:

oj-pony-blood:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

muelith:

callino-fucking-way:

the best thing about being an artist

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is that i’m allowed to do this

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that is one majestic lady.

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make way

I ship it. Somebody make this happen.

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the perfect couple does exist