Posted 22 minutes ago

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

Posted 23 minutes ago

nicetrygiantworms:

looktothenightxai:

lapandamoo:

appleznbananaz:

skeetbucket:

alvinton:

videohall:

The Power of Pine-Sol

FUCK

LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE

image

I’m crying

*choking…wheezing…lolling…*

ITS BACK

Posted 25 minutes ago

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

Posted 26 minutes ago
Posted 26 minutes ago

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

(Source: axmxz)

Posted 40 minutes ago

"I am from Britain and think it is right that as a woman I am paid the same as my male counterparts. I think it is right that I should be able to make decisions about my own body. I think it is right that women be involved on my behalf in the policies and decision-making of my country. I think it is right that socially I am afforded the same respect as men. But sadly I can say that there is no one country in the world where all women can expect to receive these rights."

(Source: thefeministpress)

Posted 40 minutes ago
Posted 40 minutes ago

fantasticlegs:

andy—bird:

now i’m thinking maybe i was stoned
i felt my feet lift off the ground
and my heart was screaming at my bones
i need you closer

The Tiny | Closer

Posted 42 minutes ago

bb-skunk:

creativity like “yo”,

attention span like “no”.

Posted 42 minutes ago

mikleos:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

Posted 43 minutes ago

dreyar:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

yeah the pledge of allegiance is seriously fucked up, I only realised recently that americans actually do this every day and I could hardly believe it

Posted 44 minutes ago
Posted 44 minutes ago

whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

Posted 46 minutes ago

fierzzz:

sparky-and-sparkle:

cr1tikal:

Cr1tikal got a role in a new web series!

Oooh shit this is gonna be good.

"What’s up everyone. Angel of Death here and I’m going to take some souls. Let’s do this shit."

Posted 47 minutes ago

merkiplier:

[sensual music plays in background]
not sorry